Johnny’s Dad Was Just Getting Out Of The Shower.

One day while Johnny’s dad was just getting out of the shower Johnny looked down and said,

“Dad what’s that hanging between your legs?”

“Oh Johnny that’s my nerve and your’s will be this big one of these days”, replies Johnny’s dad.

Anyway, the next day while in school Johnny really had to pee so he raised his hand and said,

“Miss I really need to go to the bathroom.”

“No, not yet there’s someone gone”, says his teacher.

Not able to hold it in Johnny walks to the garbage can and starts to pee.

Surprised to see her student peeing in a garbage can in front of the whole class the teacher says,

“My Johnny you have some nerve!”

Johnny says,

“That’s nothing you should see my fathers.”

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